Wednesday One-Liner: What Is It Good For?
Cleaner: What a pair of tits on that girl! That's why we go to war, that's why we're in Iraq! –Service Elevator, Lexington & 41st St Overheard by: Nicky Annoying chick, about John McCain: I mean,...
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Dad: Okay, girls! Now, we’re on a very tight budget — you can get ketchup, mustard, or barbecue sauce. –Shea Stadium Overheard by: bill R Girl: Apparently I ate an entire jar of mustard. –Bard High...
View ArticleWell Met on Opening Day
Guy on cell: Hey, what’s up?…I’m at the Met game…The Mets are up 2 to 1, but Washington has 2 men on and nobody out…Two-one. No outs. Guy #2: There’s one out. Guy on cell: Oh, sorry. One out. We’ve...
View ArticleDon't Hate the Wednesday One-Liner, Hate the Game
(a pigeon flies up to a rambling bike messenger)Bike messenger: Hey, bird. Whadda ya say? How you doing? You play baseball? What position? First base? Third? Catcher? –47th & Madison Ditzy teen on...
View ArticleBut I’m the Manager
Middle-aged Mets fan: Every time I come to Shea, the Mets don’t play very well.Buddy: Yeah. Don’t come no more. –Shea Stadium
View ArticleI Have Made My Point, and You Have Made Yours.
Old time New Yorker to EMS workers and crowd: Sit down!Suburban princess: God! Have some compassion! Can't you see she's sick?Old time New Yorker: Fuck you! –Subway Series 2007, Shea Stadium Overheard...
View ArticleThe Widely-Shared Janet Reno Fantasy
Hipster #1: Man, she is so hot.Hipster #2: Oh yeah.Hipster #1: But sometimes she looks like a guy.Hipster #2: True. –Outside Shea Stadium
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